Fake Succulents

One time, my friend Chris watered his wife's fake plant the entire time she was on vacation.  They can look real, y'all!

This new line of faux succulents will change the way you garden. In fact, you don’t ever need to garden again if you don’t want to! You don’t need to water them, they have no need for light, they’re the perfect flower! These guys are so well made they’re the ideal succulent fake out for anyone not quite ready for the real thing, or not sure the real thing is ready for them. Imitation décor succulent is the latest craze to hit the purple thumb set since your grandma did away with her plastic roses!